WHY?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY ISN'T ANY SHIT WORKING??????????????????????//

ANYWAY.
SHEEMA BANGALA HISTORY
STUPID.
NICE
FUNNY
LAME.

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The year was 2990 BC. In the far corner of western Africa, a portal opened. One by one, strange black people started flooding into the land carrying super powerful BLUE LAZER GUNS CALLED THE QUANTUM ALIBOY X4584585VVVVVV called. The black people came to be known as Sheemas, at least that was what they said they were. Then finally, before the portal closed, A group of blackish white thingies came in royal cloaks. These black white thingies came to be known as the Royal Sheemas, of whom King Sheema XXXXXXXVVVIIIIIII (Gerald) descended from today. The Sheemas had no idea why they were carrying weird shaped gun thingy, and so they dropped it. The gun like thingy were later found by the Chinamen, of whom invented gunpowder.

2960 BC - Humans started migrating out of Africa and the Sheemas rejoiced as they had no competition now.
2930 BC - The Sheemas realised that were in the wrong all the while as they found out that the lands north of Africa was much more plentiful in resources and so they migrated too.

Lalalalalalala happy times.

0 AD - One day King Sheema XVVVVIIIII (800 generations before Gerald) led a group of men to Jerusalem when they found a baby lying in a manger. They were terrified when they saw that the angel was coming down to the baby. They stood motionless and stared at the manger for 25 years. Soon, Jesus grew up and found them standing there and he converted them into Christians.

26 - 32 AD - Jesus rose from the dead. King Sheema XVVVVIIIII decided to return to Dubai (the capital of Sheemas) as it wasn't fun in Jerusalem anymore.

45 AD - The Sheemas of the East (Sheemas living in Eastern India) met with the Bobos of the South West (Bobos living in Myannmar) for the first time. They started slapping each other for 17 consecutive days, then went their seperate ways.

Lalalalala happy times balalalalalala. OH LOOK A FLY!!!!

871 AD - The first Sheema Crusade begins. Their aim is to kill all the whites and make the whole world black ( with the exception of the white Royal Sheemas) They lost 1,000,000 men and gave up after 3 months.

1267 AD - The Sheema Conquest begins. Led by Prince Sheema XXXXXVVVVVVIIIIII The Pro(350 Generations before Gerald, later known and King Sheema The Retarded)
He led a group of 20 men into Afghanistan and threatened to overthrow the monarchy there. They were soon defeated after 4 minutes and Prince Sheema ran away with only his underwear on.

1291 AD - Prince Sheema XXXXXVVVVVVIIIIIII The Victor (349 Generations before..you get the point) decided to rape his father and kill him as he was too retarded to be on the throne as he kept asking for apples every hour of the day. He ascended the throne and the REAL conquest began.

Lalalala Sheemas conquered The whole of Middle east, southern Europe and Afghanistan Pakistan India and even went all the way to Eastern Thailand and fought with the BoBos who controlled most of Thailand.

To Be Continued..

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REAL POST.

Today was retarded.
Because I didn't finish what I wanted to do.
BECAUSE TIME
WAS
NOT
ON
MY
sai.

Blabbabla
Choir
went home
bathe
eat
here I am.
Crapping.

Story isn't that good.
So.
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