WHY?

Stupid bangalah still harassing my maid. Now she wants to go home. -.- This is what I want to do to him right now.

First, I'll grab a pencil, and stick it into his eyeballs.
While watching him groan, I will start laughing and throw a piece of used paper into his mouth.
Then, I'll grab the chopper and chop of his head slowly.. (Well, make him ALMOST headless)
Then, I'll pull out his other intact eyeball and throw it at his rotten face.
I'll cut his stomach open, pull out his intestines and start eating it in front of him. (Even though I know by now that he is dead)
Lastly, I will take his stinky old body and feed it to the wild dogs. (I have a kind heart :D)

Yay.

Fuck the man. He's a total bitchface.