WHY?

Haven't been blogging much recently.
I restricted myself from computer because I realise I was addicted.

OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH

TODAY WAS EPIC
AND BECAUSE ITS EPIC
I SHALL BLOG ABOUT IT
JUST TODAY
I WON'T BLOG FOR ANOTHER TWO MONTHS
LISTEN
UP

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So yea during chapel the pastor or
whoever that dick (I am not serious) was
whispering away like an asshole.
Nobody really cared.
I can infer from the fact that by the time the chapel ended
almost half the peeps in the Lecture Theatre was asleep. (or praying I don't care)
So after school I decided to eat lunch with Marcus, CH,
Fluffy the Bunny (Samuel) <-- *jokes* ,
JJ, KA, Benny <-- LOL
Then lalalalalalalalalala I was bored so I went KFC with CH and Samuel instead.
So blablablabla ate KFC.
Then went Samuel's house.
Played a stupid retarded game of defence thingy.
Then OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cheng Heng was thinking stupid (as usual) *jokes*
So he decided, let's go by the back gate and take 74!
THE FRONT GATE HAD A SHELTERED OVERHEAD BRIDGE DAMNIT.
So we ended up walking over the unsheltered back gate thingy.
It was drizzling.
So we approached the back gate.
It started raining harder.
So there was this douche standing at the other end of the gate.
And he asked us as we approached the gate
Do you have the key?
"DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE IT??" jk.
So of course we didnt so we all started happily climbing the fence
lalalala then it rained harder and harder
Die.
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
OMG RAIN
RAIN
RAIN
HARDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
MY UMBRELLA BROKE
MY SHOES ARE WET (I AM CLEANING THEM NOW)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SO THE BUS(T) STOP Roadside thingy. WAS FLOODING
And I wanted to watch the bus stop flood, literally.
Water kept splashing at us when the cars drove past the road. lol. so funny.
But too bad shit happens and the douche bus had to come earlier.
It had to come.
Shit.
So went home
got scolded lalala

bye.

(No offence Cheng Heng, I was just joking)

My nut sack hurts.

Technically.

I hate updating my blogskin.
REALLY.
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Quick Update.
So school starts tomorrow.
And more shit is gonna happen.
UGH.
I HAVENT BOUGHT
A SINGLE PEN.
WHY??????????????

bye.

So a few of you retarded people have asked me why I aren't singing this Monday.
LET ME TELL YOU WHY. bitch. (jk)

Persuasive Essay :

Firstly, and prolly the most important reason why I can't sing is..
I HAVE A ****ING COUGH THROAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Cough + Sore Throat, more of cough really)
I can't sing like a verse in ANY song without coughing at least once and straining my ass vocals. So I would lose er..pretty much all my sanity if I were to go on stage.

Secondly, I kinda feel disappointed at the number of instruments being used.
I am not saying the band sucks. It rocks like shit, I think Jun Jie is like the ****ing best drummer in FMS(S) and I am not lying. And Jonaballs and Yongballs can play the guitar well too. I know I am being selfish but SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. SRY.

Thirdly, and prolly the least important reason as I can overcome it easily.

STAGE FRIGHT.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I HATE STARING AT DOZENS OR HUNDREDS OF BANGALAS ITS SCARES ME.

In other news.

TODAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WENT TO FUSIONPOLICE WITH WEN ZHE, JONATHAN FROM 2E, RANDOM GUY CALLED BRYAN AND JEEREH FROM CHOIR (Jireh).
Ate at 18chefs.
Food took FUCKING LONG COZ THE STUPID BITCHHEAD OF
A CASHIER DID NOT
GET
THE
ORDER
RIGHT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Later had choir blablabal..
Went home
WHY ISN'T THE PLAYLIST WORKING!!!!!!!!!!

And here I am. :)
Bye.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY ISN'T ANY SHIT WORKING??????????????????????//

ANYWAY.
SHEEMA BANGALA HISTORY
STUPID.
NICE
FUNNY
LAME.

-----Do not read beyond this line is you cant take plain stupidity or if you have------
--------------NO SENSE OF HUMOUR------------------

The year was 2990 BC. In the far corner of western Africa, a portal opened. One by one, strange black people started flooding into the land carrying super powerful BLUE LAZER GUNS CALLED THE QUANTUM ALIBOY X4584585VVVVVV called. The black people came to be known as Sheemas, at least that was what they said they were. Then finally, before the portal closed, A group of blackish white thingies came in royal cloaks. These black white thingies came to be known as the Royal Sheemas, of whom King Sheema XXXXXXXVVVIIIIIII (Gerald) descended from today. The Sheemas had no idea why they were carrying weird shaped gun thingy, and so they dropped it. The gun like thingy were later found by the Chinamen, of whom invented gunpowder.

2960 BC - Humans started migrating out of Africa and the Sheemas rejoiced as they had no competition now.
2930 BC - The Sheemas realised that were in the wrong all the while as they found out that the lands north of Africa was much more plentiful in resources and so they migrated too.

Lalalalalalala happy times.

0 AD - One day King Sheema XVVVVIIIII (800 generations before Gerald) led a group of men to Jerusalem when they found a baby lying in a manger. They were terrified when they saw that the angel was coming down to the baby. They stood motionless and stared at the manger for 25 years. Soon, Jesus grew up and found them standing there and he converted them into Christians.

26 - 32 AD - Jesus rose from the dead. King Sheema XVVVVIIIII decided to return to Dubai (the capital of Sheemas) as it wasn't fun in Jerusalem anymore.

45 AD - The Sheemas of the East (Sheemas living in Eastern India) met with the Bobos of the South West (Bobos living in Myannmar) for the first time. They started slapping each other for 17 consecutive days, then went their seperate ways.

Lalalalala happy times balalalalalala. OH LOOK A FLY!!!!

871 AD - The first Sheema Crusade begins. Their aim is to kill all the whites and make the whole world black ( with the exception of the white Royal Sheemas) They lost 1,000,000 men and gave up after 3 months.

1267 AD - The Sheema Conquest begins. Led by Prince Sheema XXXXXVVVVVVIIIIII The Pro(350 Generations before Gerald, later known and King Sheema The Retarded)
He led a group of 20 men into Afghanistan and threatened to overthrow the monarchy there. They were soon defeated after 4 minutes and Prince Sheema ran away with only his underwear on.

1291 AD - Prince Sheema XXXXXVVVVVVIIIIIII The Victor (349 Generations before..you get the point) decided to rape his father and kill him as he was too retarded to be on the throne as he kept asking for apples every hour of the day. He ascended the throne and the REAL conquest began.

Lalalala Sheemas conquered The whole of Middle east, southern Europe and Afghanistan Pakistan India and even went all the way to Eastern Thailand and fought with the BoBos who controlled most of Thailand.

To Be Continued..

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REAL POST.

Today was retarded.
Because I didn't finish what I wanted to do.
BECAUSE TIME
WAS
NOT
ON
MY
sai.

Blabbabla
Choir
went home
bathe
eat
here I am.
Crapping.

Story isn't that good.
So.
..